Here’s another headline that fell between the cracks… The Michael Jordan divorce settlement has been crowned as king of all celebrity settlements! Like, for real! It’s been reported that Juanita Jordan will receive over $168 million dollars in cash and assets, which include their seven-acre estate in Highland Park. Word on the curb is that she’s planning to sell the estate to L.A. Lakers star Kobe Bryant, who ironically might become a Chicago Bull in the future! I guess she’s “keeping it in the family.” On top of that, home girl is supposedly dating a young banker. So yeah, she’s paid … for life. Must be nice… I mean, real talk, can I just have $100,000??? That won’t even make a dent in that $168 million!!