THIS WEEK’S TOPICS » Dog the bounty hunter is a racist - Jamie Foxx speaks on T.I. - Jermaine Dupri snaps on Justin Timberlake - Bow Wow teaches a classroom + more!

 

In my short absense from blogging, I missed the arrest of 3 … count them … THREE … celebrities! I mean really, is this becoming a trend? Is getting arrested what’s hot in the streets? If so, let me know so I can throw on my stocking cap with the eyes cut out and hit up the local nursing home so I can collect some Social Security checks! Anybody with me? Or maybe I can just smash a bitch in the face with a bottle like my homeboy Da Brat. Continue reading so you can shake your head at this mess…

BOOKING PHOTO (VIA AP)

Da Brat was arrested early Thursday after a dispute with a waitress at Studio 72, Jermaine Dupri’s clu. 33-year-old Shawntae Harris was charged with aggravated assault, said DeKalb County Police spokeswoman Mekka Parish. Club owners couldn’t immediately be reached for comment. But according to the police report this is how it all went down: The waitress accidentally bumped into Brat and the two proceeded to get into a little “verbal scuffle.” The waitress apparently didn’t want to hear Mr. Harris’ mouth so she walked away and baby gangster (Da Brat) took a bottle of rum, and hit the waitress in the face with it! Parish said the waitress, who sustained a deep laceration to the cheek and some swelling on the forehead, was driven to a hospital by a friend. I mean really, was it that serious??? Anyhow, Shawntae was released the next day after posting $50,000 bond. It’s unknown whether or not he’ll face any charges. I know the government is making a killing off of these celebs getting arrested left and right! If they keep this shit up, we’ll be out of debt in no time! Y’all know I’m bullshittin’ right? LOL! CONTINUE READING

If you didn’t know already, Michael Jackson is slated to make a big comeback with a new album paying homage to “Thriller,” an album he released 25 years ago, featuring productions from a few of the heavy-hitters in the industry. Just to mention a few names … Kanye West, Akon, and Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. Sounds like it’s going to be a pretty crazy project!

Anyhow, Jacko is featured on the cover of the latest edition of Ebony Magazine in honor of “Thriller” turning 25. Spies told the NY Post’s Page Six that MJ was “very sweet” and asked a ton of questions about the lives of the crew members on the set at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. “He did go on and on about kids, though, saying how much he loved them,” reported the spy. After the shoot, he posed for photographs with the crew.

Mike really needs to let go of how much he loves children if he wants anyone to believe he isn’t a pedophile. But eff all that … 25 years?! Where can some of these so called “artists” today say they’ll see themselves in the year 2032. Working the graveyard shift at Lil’ Cricket [1]? I mean really, what will Soulja Boy being doing 25 years from now.

[1] Only my fellow South Carolinians know what that is!