HALLE & GABRIEL BACK IN MAY // PHOTO BY CHARLEY GALLAY

HALLE BERRY IS WITH CHILD! » Halle Berry recently confirmed to Access Hollywood that she is, indeed, with child!

Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!

Halle and her model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry met shooting a Versace ad in Los Angeles in November 2005 and first stepped out publicly three months later at the February opening of a Versace boutique in New York City. Earlier this year, Berry told InStyle, “I definitely want children. Very much.” Congratulations guys!!

R KELLY TRIAL DELAYED FOR THE 50TH TIME

DAMMIT ROBERT … YOU LUCKY BASTARD! » After years and years of waiting for a trial, we finally thought the justice system had came through when it was announced just last month that the R Kelly child pornography trial will begin mid-September. Reports today are saying that as of now, that is NOT the case! R Kelly has got to be the luckiest mofo in the world, because I’ve never seen a high-profile case like this postponed THIS long before. Why is it postponed, once again, you ask? Well apparently the lead prosecutor in the case recently had a baby.

Now I’m not 100% sure, so don’t hold me to this. But uhh … isn’t it usually more than obvious for other people to notice a woman’s pregnancy? Why didn’t they consider that when they set the damn date to September 17th the first time around! I swear R Kelly is paying some people off … this just doesn’t add up. Something in the milk ain’t right!

WE TRIED TO WARN YOU URSH … BUT YOU JUST DON’T LISTEN!

USHER WANTS A BOY SO HE CAN NAME HIM “USHER RAYMOND V” … BOO!! » In his first post-wedding interview, Usher revealed to Ellen Degeneres that he wants his first-born to be a boy. Ellen went on to say, “Now, you’re going to have a girl, and she’s going to see this tape and say, ‘Daddy, why don’t you love me?’ You better save some [money] for some therapy. But you’re going to love her if it’s a little girl.”

I think every man wants a son.As for names, If it’s a boy, I’m going to name him Usher. I’m hoping to name him that. I’ve been playing with a few names. I’m the fourth. Usher Raymond IV. I just want to pass the name on. Maybe I’ll change the middle name.

Jr. is more than enough. When they start getting to III and IV and V … that’s when it begins to get ridiculous! Leave the unoriginal surnames in the middle ages! Please, and thank you =)

GEORGE CLOONEY AT OCEAN’S 13 TOKYO PREMIERE // PHOTO BY JUNKO KIMURA

GEORGE CLOONEY JOINS TEAM OBAMA! » Movie star George Clooney says Democratic presidential contender Barack Obama takes his breath away. But Hillary Clinton and John Edwards can take heart – Clooney had some nice words about them, too. The politically active actor spoke about the election at the Venice Film Festival, where his legal thriller “Michael Clayton” was premiering. George Clooney on Obama:

You’ve been in a room once in a while with a rock star He walks into the world, and he takes your breath away. I’d love him to be President, quite honestly.

Clooney banked a check for Obama at a private $1.3million fund-raiser in Beverly Hills last February. But he said he also likes Clinton and Edwards, and is wondering whether Al Gore might get into the race. “It could be interesting,” he went on to say. Welcome to the Obama for ‘08 club George!