I love Beyonce to death, but homegirl seriously has a VIP trip to hell to spend some time with Satan himself. Why? Because she corrupts the minds of LITTLE BOYS all over, and their homesexual antics end up on the web via the devil’s workshop … youtube! What a shame…

MEDIA TAKE OUT is reporting that Remy Martin’s crazy ass is wanted by the NYPD for a shooting she was apparantly involved in. When there’s a shooting, the first thing that comes my mind is “How much money was it over?” Well the answer to that question is a measly $2,000. Remy, please sit down! Now your black ass is gonna have to sit in a jail cell for a very long time for attempted murder over a little measly 2 Gs. According to sources in the New York Police Department, Remy and a 23-year-old woman got into a verbal argument at a NYC night club. The argument, police claim, spilled out into the street, where Remy Ma is reported to have pulled out a gun and shot the woman once. Remy and her crew hopped into a black SUV and attempted to flee the scene, but once they got into an accident … they fled that scene as well and ran off on foot. Her current whereabouts are unknown. So now she’s probably gonna be charged with a hit-and-run too!

I wonder if there’s any truth to this. I wouldn’t put it past Remy Ma to do some crazy shit like this, real talk. I mean c’mon, she’s the same chick who made an album cover where she’s “crucified” on a grafiti-ridden cross talking about “Shesus Khrist” and “Y’all bitches workin on y’all albums go back to the studio immediately.” I need to take a breather, this is way too much for my soul. I’m going to the altar at church tomorrow and pray for Remy…