I swear Nicole Richie and R Kelly have the same lawyer. R Kelly’s trial for making a sextape with that teenager is still pending after all of these years, and it looks like Nicole won’t be seeing her day in court anytime soon … for now at least. Apparantly her court date for her pending DUI trial was supposed to be today, but her lawyer requested that it be postponed because their key witness, who happens to be a “drug expert,” will be unavailable. What I find funny is that home girl doesn’t even have be in the court room! Where is she now? In Canada with her baby daddy Joel Madden. She has more clout than Paris Hilton. I guarantee you she won’t see a day behind bars. Maybe a little probation … but no jail for Nicole! Oh yeah, and she’s pregnant. Paris can learn a few things from her buddy ;-)
In other skinnypregnantanorexicbitch news, Lionel Richie is apparently reaching out to his daughter! He recently confessed to People Magazine that he doesn’t know if Nicole is pregnant, and to add insult to injury, he said “Baby, Call Me!” Dang. How are you not gonna know if your own child is pregnant? I mean really … how often do y’all talk.
“Grandpa, man, that’s wild,” Richie said just minutes after performing at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans on Saturday. “I don’t know if I’m going to be grandpa, I don’t know if I’m ready to be called grandpa.”
Why don’t you pick up the phone and call your daughter to find out!