Everyone talks about Carmine’s eyes. Everyone. But I think his eyes aren’t blue contacts. I think those are his real eyes. Seriously, I used to think those were contacts too, but if they were, it’s hard to match that color, that exact color over the years. Even if they were contacts, per se, and he uses the same brand, that exact color would be IMPOSSIBLE to match over the years. Hence the saying goes, I think those are Carmine’s real eyes and I almost think that they are naturally blue.

Wow, that stuffy is crazy. I can out swear any mo’fo’ just tryin’ to straight up swear. That word stuffy is cramping my style yo.

Francesca.

Darn it.

If you folks uhhh… If you are a US Marine, you need to take notes from me, Francesca, to learn how to swear like a TRUE American Sailor, I don’t want to brag, so I’ll hit the brag-button later, after all that smoke clears. *winks with charm*

You know, We Italianas got a way with you know, Italianos. Hehe…

WTF?

OMFG!

So uhhh, peace out.

Lady Francesca<3

What if… I’m just sayin’… What if John-John-Don-don-fon-ah-long gets creative and tries to look me up dude. Man, I might be a dudette or whatever, but heck nah. what if John Gotti Angello comes to his senses (like he got some or whatever) and tries to do something to me that is inappropriate for straight up clowning on his monkey-azz.

Good Lord… I got a message for You, John Gotti Angello, I am an Italiana okay Johnny-boy, I got access to Magnum himself. *wink wink* I know You know what that means. Like I always say, “We Italians are very generous.” When I use the term, generous, it just means almost tolerant, okay?

You know you folks at whatever are just plain messed dude. What if John tries to get crafty like a British folk? What would I do then?

You people make me sick.

Francesca<3

I didn’t think you folks at whatever would even post my comment or whatever! I have such a big mouth, everyone hates me for it. I don’t want John Gotti Angello reading my comment and trying to hit me up or whatever. One of these days, I might even procreate or whatever. Dude, I don’t want Johnny-boy getting creative with a rifle pellet gun or something.

Dude, there’s only 2 Francescas in the whole entire world period. One is Francesca Versace and one is me. Dude, finding me ain’t goin’ be all that hard. Okay, you nice folks out there in LaLaLand.

Good Lord, I don’t know what John Gotti the millionth is capable of dude. One these days, I don’t know, I want to see offspring or whatever.

Darn it yo. Right. *walking away acting like nothing happened* Like I was saying, Johnny is a SCARY mo’fo’ dude.

Man, people these days, you think they would learn or whatever. People these days, they make me down right sick.

Francesca<3

Francesca<3

Anyway, I love the show to bad it got the boot!