Paris Writes Like a Middle Schooler
Author: Staff | Date: June 20th 2007 | Views: 46 |

That poor, poor girl. She must really feel alone 23/24 hours if she’s taking the time out of her precious solitude to respond to fanmail. I was so overcome with emotion that I almost missed that little spelling error (circled in red). Remember boys and girls, I before E except after C! My heart smiles everytime I read the next to last sentence – “And the letters I’m recieving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone…” Cheer up Paris, only what … 5 or 6 more days? You can do it! ;-)

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chrissy blaze
June 21, 2007 at 1:37 PM
tha was funny butta some wat sad poor paris
KeKe
June 21, 2007 at 1:39 PM
LMAO
i just can’t feel bad for her. i’ve tried…. and i just start laughing. lol
Lyna
July 25, 2007 at 3:06 AM
lmao. that was for publicity…jus kiddin’..i can’t really speak on it cause im not her…but if you ask me she kinda lucked out…i mean her sentence was cut short..LMA0. && dnt even get me started on Ms. Lohan…wtf happened to her…for a while she was a sweet innocent kid that played in the “Parent Trap” now she’s arrested for a DUI and having cocaine in her presence!?? that just goes to show that everything that shines aint a diamond…..