Report from Paris’ Lawyer: “She’s Being Polite and Gracious”

Author: Staff | Date: June 5th 2007 | Views: 18

Damn, the slut’s in jail and getting more press than she ever got in the free world! Her lawyer, Richard Hutton, is reporting to various news and media outlets that Paris is”doing very well under the circumstances,” and he goes into detail about how, due to her status as a big time celebrity, she her 23-day sentence will drag on and seem like 23 YEARS because she has to be in solitary confinement (or what he calls “administrative segregation”) for 23 out of 24 hours … everyday! She can’t mingle with the general population. The only “hour” she has outside of her 12×8 ft (pretty damn small!) is to “be in the module, take a shower and talk on the phone.” Damn, the price of fame is pretty high!

In other Inmate #9818783 news, Madame Tussauds has updated their wax figure of Paris to reflect her current situation in the slammer! It’s pretty funny, but what would make it funnier is if her outfit reflected the 21st century. We’re no longer in the early 1900s when they wore those ugly black & white stripes! Orange jumpsuits are in fashion now =P Check out the pics above…

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2 COMMENTS

wootman

June 5, 2007 at 11:49 AM

HAHAHAHAHAH, damn man that chick with the purple top, standing next to the paris statue is FUGLY as hell, omg what a beastie
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Dustin

June 5, 2007 at 4:23 PM

Lol wootman, to me she looks like a dirtier version of Buckwild (Becky) from Flavor of Love!
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