Funny, I didn’t know who Kim Kardashian was until she started fucking with all these dudes. But that doesn’t take away how sexy I think she is! I’d fuck with her too! Let me know when you’re done, Reggie. I call next! Anyhow, homegirl was spotted with soem friends leaving Koi Restaurant in Joesph Nightclub last night in Hollywood. What the hell was doing in pics 3 and 4?

   

More Paris in jail news! Badabababa … I’m lovin this! Sorry, I just got a new Micky D’s endorsement deal. I’m a dollar menunaire and I don’t give a fudge who knows it! Anyhow, back to the ho in jail. Here’s what our friends over at TMZ are saying:

TMZ has multiple inside sources who have painted a bleak picture of day # 2 in the slammer. In three words, “Paris is scared.” Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she’s not sleeping or eating. Paris says her cell is “freezing cold.” She has three little blankets and no pillow. She’s using one of the blankets as a pillow. The room is bright and jail noise echoes through her space.

Sleep isn’t the only problem. Paris says she has no appetite and has eaten almost nothing. Inmates actually struck up a chant when Paris went back to her cell earlier today. As she walked by they struck up a chorus, “Paris! Paris! Paris!” We’re told she smiled and waved. Some inmates have been coming up to her cell door, mostly to say hi. One inmate said, “You don’t deserve to be here.” Another made an origami butterfly from a magazine page and slipped it under her door. Another slipped a drawing book under her door. The guards, Paris says, have all been nice.

She’s called her lawyer and family, but found it really hard to talk because there’s a recording, “You have one minute left. This call is being recorded.”

Tomorrow, Day 3.

Feel sorry for her yet? If it had been anyone else but her, yeah. But since it’s Paris?? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

New bonus tracks, UK edition, that can be found on Rihanna’s upcoming Good Girl Gone Bad LP, in stores June 5th! Both are beautiful tracks, sort of reminds me of “Sweetest Taboo” a little bit, nice soft melodic ballads. Also, you can check out a few snap shots of Rihanna’s upcoming video for her second single, “Shut Up And Drive,” on Oh-Rihanna! It’s looks like its gonna be another great video concept, I simply cannot wait for the premiere!

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Kelly Rowland’s second album will hit stores less than a month from today (July 3) and it is now available for pre-order exclusive through the Sony Music Store! So to secure your copy of “Ms Kelly,” make sure you follow this link to order it before it hits stores, and you will receive your album the day of the release, or the day after (depending on your geographic location). The album features production from Polow Da Don, Sean Garrett, Tank, Scott Storch, Rockwilder, SoulShock and Karlin, and Billy Man! Guest features include Snoop Dogg and Eve! If you’re curious of the official tracklisting, you can check that out after the cut… CONTINUE READING

 

It was during high school that Shontelle first met Barbados’ current international star, Rihanna. “We were both active in the Cadets, and I was her Drill Sergeant…there was one occasion when I had to make her ‘drop and give me ten push ups’. We laugh about it now…I think she’s forgiven me.” Little did either of them know at the time that they would soon both be signing major record deals.

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WHO IS SHONTELLE?
Find out more about this up and coming artist after the cut! And be sure to check out her album “Shontelligence” when it hits stores this fall! CONTINUE READING

Damn, the slut’s in jail and getting more press than she ever got in the free world! Her lawyer, Richard Hutton, is reporting to various news and media outlets that Paris is”doing very well under the circumstances,” and he goes into detail about how, due to her status as a big time celebrity, she her 23-day sentence will drag on and seem like 23 YEARS because she has to be in solitary confinement (or what he calls “administrative segregation”) for 23 out of 24 hours … everyday! She can’t mingle with the general population. The only “hour” she has outside of her 12×8 ft (pretty damn small!) is to “be in the module, take a shower and talk on the phone.” Damn, the price of fame is pretty high!

In other Inmate #9818783 news, Madame Tussauds has updated their wax figure of Paris to reflect her current situation in the slammer! It’s pretty funny, but what would make it funnier is if her outfit reflected the 21st century. We’re no longer in the early 1900s when they wore those ugly black & white stripes! Orange jumpsuits are in fashion now =P Check out the pics above…