Chongalicious – WTH is a Chonga??
Lol this is something a friend of mine recently pointed out to me. Honestly, I had no idea that’s what those “ghetto” hispanic girls were called. Where do they come up with stuff like this .. and who starts it?? Check out a short description of a “Chonga” taken from a wikipedia entry below…
Chonga: A girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in largely Hispanic cities in America (such as Los Angleles), but are most common in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah) and high schools such as Mater Academy, Barbara Goleman, HML,American Heritage,Everglades highschool, Flanigan high schools, and the mother of all chonga schools Hialeah High. The chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called gangstalook and that of a prostitute, but can vary between the two. She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings large enough to be bracelets, which are usually gold and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. They also wear tight shirts that reach their belly ring that say, ” Baby Girl” or “I love my Papi Chulo.” Depending on how ghetto she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men’s t-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga’s shoe of choice is usually either the traditional black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force Ones, completely black Converse high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular, Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color as their top, and worn with ankle socks. Most recently, Chongas have begun listening to reggaeton, but also enjoy rap, R&B, and the radio stations that play these genres of music. They can also be heard frequently calling these stations to make “shout-outs” to their babydaddy.
Funny shit, huh! That description had me rollin! – especially that last part about making shout-outs to their “babydaddy” on the radio!! And that video is the epitome of a HAM (Hot Ass Mess). Thanks for the laugh Erick!







Mike
May 28, 2007 at 5:22 PM
ugh! I think I know them…
Olivia
May 28, 2007 at 6:04 PM
Haha, thats a great video. Since we’re kind of on the topic of re-making songs, you guys should check out this video. It’s a remake of T-Pain – Buy You A Drank. Funny as hell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlI8Bg4nrYY
Buy You Some Gum!! LMAO! Great site by the way.
Mike
May 28, 2007 at 6:18 PM
Lol, Olivia! That was funny as hell, haha! & thanks, we try and only become stronger as Kanye so eloquently said…
lea
May 29, 2007 at 12:29 AM
Lmao. “I love my papi chulo” wow! Tommorrow when I go to school I’m gonna ask all the hispanic girls about a chonga. “I love my papi chulo” just might become my new catch phrase.
Chelly
May 29, 2007 at 2:07 PM
Wow that was funny. Ghetto comes in every race I see, lol
ebz
May 30, 2007 at 7:34 PM
-_- Hispanic isn’t a race. But anyways lmfao @ this video……..i’ma check out the buy you some gum video….. good stuff.
Jacqueline
August 14, 2007 at 1:35 PM
There are a couple more videos of the chongalicious girls on uvu.channel2.org. There is one where they are making over this girl. It’s great! :)
Here are the direct links:
http://uvu.channel2.org/PublicSite/Video.aspx?id=8 47&skin=5
http://uvu.channel2.org/PublicSite/Video.aspx?id=8 46&skin=5
Tatii
January 1, 2008 at 10:40 PM
That video is hilarious =]