Paris Hilton goin to the Slammer … for 45 DAYS!!!

Aww, poor Paris … not! I have no sympathy for this bitch. If it were anybody else, yeah, but Paris Hilton? I just throw it over my shoulders and keep it movin. I hope her girlfriend (in jail) treats her right 😉 But yeah, check it out below…

The hotel heiress, 26, was stunned and shaken when Judge Michael Sauer yesterday told her to report to jail by June 5.
“I don’t know what happened . . . I did what they said,” she said in a quivering voice. Then The Simple Life star broke down, sobbing loudly as her socialite mum Kathy hugged and comforted her in the Los Angeles Metropolitan Court. HILTON SHOWED UP 20 MINUTES LATE FOR THE 1:30 PM HEARING, POWDERING HER NOSE ON THE WAY IN. On the way out, she donned dark sunglasses to hide her tear-streaked eyes and runny makeup. During the hearing, Hilton blamed misinformation from her “advisers” for her two forays behind the wheel while her licence was suspended for an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction late last year.

When a prosecutor asked if she had read the licence suspension notice mailed to her from the Department of Motor Vehicles, she replied: “I HAVE PEOPLE DO THAT FOR ME.” Hilton said she didn’t read her plea agreement either. “I JUST SIGN WHAT PEOPLE TELL ME TO SIGN,” she said. She looked genuinely confused when the prosecutor told her she had “waived her rights” when in January she pleaded no contest to the booze-related driving charge. She looked genuinely confused when the prosecutor told her she had “waived her rights” when in January she pleaded no contest to the booze-related driving charge. Her publicist, Elliot Mintz, tried to take the fall, testifying he told Hilton it was OK to drive after 30 days for “work-related” purposes. He claimed he was misinformed. Assistant City Attorney Dan Jeffries argued: “We are asking that she be held to the same standard as everyone else who goes through this system.”

Judge Sauer did not buy Hilton’s shaky claims her advisers told her she was allowed to drive, especially after she received a written warning, which she signed, from a California Highway Patrol officer on January 15. The next month, on February 27, she was stopped and cited when she drove her Bentley again — THIS TIME WITH THE HEADLIGHTS OFF EVEN THOUGH IT WAS 11 PM. Noting the form Hilton signed when she was pulled over in January, Judge Sauer said: “That exhibit is the smoking gun in this case. She carried this in her car for two months . . . in my opinion there is no doubt she knew her licence was suspended.” The judge blasted her publicist. “Mintz threw himself on his sword . . . his testimony was worthless,” he said. When Hilton saw the writing on the wall and sensed the judge’s mood, she tried pleading with him. “I just want to say I’m sorry and I didn’t do it purposely at all,” she said. Hilton’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, vowed to appeal and said the sentence bordered on the ludicrous.

Damn! This bitch is dumber than bricks. No wait, I can’t insult the bricks on my house like that. There’s nothing to compare her ignorance to, other than maybe George Bush. These two are on the same level of blatant stupidity. When I was reading the quotes and stuff (check out the bold) I got kinda confused to whether or not it was her or good ol G-Dub himself. Anyhow, do YOU thinks he deserves 45 days?? I mean (1) She was caught driving under the influence, (2) the ho was driving with her damn lights off!, (3) and to add fuel to the fire, she showed up 20 minutes late and came in putting on makeup. What the flip?! I wonder how many paparazzi are gonna go broke this summer while their main target is being Big Bertha’s girlfriend.