News, pictures, music and videos from April 2007

FABOLOUS – “RETURN OF THE HUSTLE” » New single, “Return of The Hustle,” featuring Swizz Beats and produced by Just Blaze! I love the song like I said before, the beat is madness! Why do I automatically think Jay-Z everytime I see him… The video I’m not to crazy about, typical rap video yet not too flashy, I mean what do you expect? Overall it was “decent” and to the point. Fabolous’ new album, Nothing To Something, drops on May 1st and shout out to The Smoking Section for the video.
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Who Owns the Look? Beyonce vs. Remy Ma!

Here’s another “Who Owns the Look?” post! This time around it features Beyonce (again) and Remy Ma rocking something from the House of Dereon collection. Beyonce & Remy both are wearing those “trendy” fur-trimmed hoodies with the HOD logo printed all over ‘em. Beyonce is wearing hers in an ad for the line, and Remy .. well, she’s wearing hers with some ugly ass jeans with rhinestones all over ‘em at a party from last night. But my question to y’all is WHO OWNS THE LOOK? Of course my vote goes for Beyonce ….

Has this cracka ass muthafucka lost his damn mind? Sorry white visitors, this isn’t towards YOU! I don’t even know what to say … check out the video for yourselves! For those who don’t know, or can’t see the vid right now, some guy named “Don Imus” (never heard of him before today .. he’s a radio talkshow host for NBC or something, Google him) had the nerve to call a predominately black NCAA Women’s Basketball team “Nappy Headed Hoes.” And laughed while saying it! Like the shit was funny… Somebody get me my bat so we can go ape on this honkey! Okay, I’m done…

Fantasia: “I Can Read … BITCH!”Ms. Fantasia Barrino is settin the record straight for you hoes who said she couldn’t read! She’s “da bomb now, babe!” I mean, how else could she read those Color of Purple scripts? This is what she had to say:

“I dropped out of school in the ninth grade, and when I said I had trouble reading, they took it that I couldn’t read at all,” she says. “I knew the basics, but some words that were unfamiliar, I couldn’t figure them out…But I’m da bomb now, babe!”

LOL yeah right! I love ya to death ‘tasia, but no one learns how to read and be “da bomb now, babe” in less than 2 years, no one! Just for fun, let’s put a little “spin” on her *clears throat* quote up above… Please don’t take this the wrong way!

“I drupped dropped out of skool in the 9th grade n wen I sed I hadded troublez readin, them took it dat I cudn’t red read at all. I knowed the basicks, butt sum of dem words that wuz unfamil.. un-fam-il … dammit I cudn’t undastand ‘em! …But I’m da bomb now, babe!”

Please don’t hate me for this… =(

Jay-Z: “The Kid is Not My Son!”Hip-hop mogul Jay-Z has vehemently denied he is the father of a Trinidadian model’s five-year-old son. Recent internet reports suggest the rapper conceived a child with Shenelle Scott, 26, in 2001 – three years after meeting on the set of his video Big Pimpin’. Rumors claimed Jay-Z, real name Shawn Carter, paid Scott $1 million on condition his name was not on the baby’s birth certificate. The tot was born on January 30, 2002 in Los Angeles.

However, the star’s spokesperson tells AllHipHop.com, “There is no truth to these ridiculous rumors. “People should be ashamed of using this kind of story and exploiting a child for publicity and ratings.”

Haha, riiiiight! That’s what he is SUPPOSED to say… That damn child is his, and he, and everyone else knows it! Own up to it, pay your lil child support, and keep it movin…. Lol and is it just me or does that lil nigga jigga look pissed the hell off?!

Wanna Smell Like Usher? You’ll Be Able to Pretty Soon!R&B singer Usher is set to become the latest celebrity to launch their own scent. The Yeah! singer has signed a deal with Liz Claiborne Cosmetics to launch his own fragrance in September. Usher is also planning to sell his own clothing and accessories range. The star will join fellow famous perfumers Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue, Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Celine Dion, and Britney Spears.

Okay is this for men or women? ‘Cause the only names they apparantly spat out were female celebrities… If it’s for men, I sure do hope it smells better than that Unforgivable mess! The way that shit smells is unforgivable!

Some kid from “Hanson” had a baby…Hanson star Isaac Hanson has become a first-time dad after his wife Nicole gave birth to baby boy Clarke Everett last week. Hanson, 26, the eldest of the sibling trio behind 1990s mega-hit Mmm…Bop, wed last September.

In a posting on the group’s website, Hanson admits the birth of his son has been a huge inspiration: “I know that his presence in my life will continue to inspire me.”

Who? Okay, let me just sit here and smile like I care =) I know you guys do!

myhumps_parody.jpgI don’t know if any of you guys saw the “My Humps Parody” by Alanis Morissette yet but it has been circulating blogs like crazy and getting tons of online hits on Youtube. The video is hilarious! It actually points out how silly that song, “My Humps,” by the Black Eyed Peas was… I must admit, I was really diggin this joint when it first came out too– it was just so damn catchy! SMH, anyway the video has become so popular that it has somehow made its way to FERGIE! Now, you’d suspect she would be pissed at the video or even offended but not at all!

According to TMZ.com, Fergie describes Morissette’s version of the song, “My Humps,” as absolutely “brilliant” – and even sent that girl some flowers as a good-natured gesture of appreciation for the hilarious parody featuring Morissette grinding, twirling, and mournfully singing about her “lady lumps”, the video has already reached a reported 2.5 million viewers since hitting the Net on April 1st, and has even inspired its own parodies.

Daaang. Well, let me make a video then! Lol.

Purple Popcorn (Dj BlackOut, Bizzy and Styles)

I know ya’ll like, “Purple Popcorn? Who the hell is that…” Well they are an all Rock/ Alternative / Hip Hop based group from Miami, yes I said ROCK, who’s gonna change the game. They recently re-did Mims’ “This is Why I’m Hot” called “This is Why I Rock,” which you can listen to below, and that shit is bangin! They also have been included in multiple projects with other artist like Pitbull, Trick Daddy, 8BALL & MJG, and of course Mims’ new album, Music is My Savior, out right now. For more information on Purple Popcorn please visit their MYSPACE!

Purple Popcorn feat. Mims » “This is Why I Rock” » Download » (Full)

April Fool of the Week: Sanjaya’s Sister! 

Wow, those Malakars just can’t stay away from the AFW posts can they? This week’s featured Fool is none-other than Sanjaya’s twin looking 10 kinds of sexy in this naked pic of her holding a guitar. Yes guys, she is butt ass nekkid. Okay she’s not really his twin but you can’t deny the striking resemblance! The only difference is one has boobs, and one doesn’t! (Really BIG ones at that!) Oh, another difference is one got picked for American Idol, and the other didn’t! Lol did you know she used to work at HOOTERS? But neither one of them can stay away from the limelight I see. Could this be a factor as to why this guy STILL hasn’t been voted off of American Idol? OH yeah, if you didn’t know now, the Indians have ruled out the “Indian Call Center” factor .. THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THE KID IS!! Take that central intelligence! And is it just me or does she look like a healthier version of Nicole Richie??? Shit, it’s whatever .. I’d still hit! Would you?? By the way, DOES ANYONE KNOW HER NAME??

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