Cameron Diaz Can’t Wait to Get Old!

Author: Staff | Date: April 17th 2007 | Views: 23

Cameron Diaz Can’t Wait to Get Old!Cameron Diaz can’t wait to grow old and dreams of living in a retirement village. The star insists she is not afraid of aging and believes the older generation are underrated by a youth-obsessed society.

The 34-year-old says, “I look forward to partaking in that elderly lifestyle. I wouldn’t mind being in a retirement village where you’re in a community with people who are like-minded and have the same interests. So often the elderly are just forgotten about, but I think there can be really green pastures at that age.”

Oh, wow! And I thought I was the only person who can’t wait ’til I lose all voluntary function in my bowels and bladder. You see, I just can’t wait ’til I’m able to poo-poo and pee-pee on myself without remorse, subjecting my children and grandchildren to changing my diaper every hour, on the hour. And being able to say whatever the hell I want to say, whenever the hell I want to say it is a perk too! People will just laugh off my witty & sarcastic comments saying to themselves, “He doesn’t mean it … he’s just old and senile.” When in all reality, I’ll mean every bit of it! Old age is not something to take lightly boys and girls…

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