I don’t know if any of you guys saw the “My Humps Parody” by Alanis Morissette yet but it has been circulating blogs like crazy and getting tons of online hits on Youtube. The video is hilarious! It actually points out how silly that song, “My Humps,” by the Black Eyed Peas was… I must admit, I was really diggin this joint when it first came out too– it was just so damn catchy! SMH, anyway the video has become so popular that it has somehow made its way to FERGIE! Now, you’d suspect she would be pissed at the video or even offended but not at all!

According to TMZ.com, Fergie describes Morissette’s version of the song, “My Humps,” as absolutely “brilliant” – and even sent that girl some flowers as a good-natured gesture of appreciation for the hilarious parody featuring Morissette grinding, twirling, and mournfully singing about her “lady lumps”, the video has already reached a reported 2.5 million viewers since hitting the Net on April 1st, and has even inspired its own parodies.

Daaang. Well, let me make a video then! Lol.

I know ya’ll like, “Purple Popcorn? Who the hell is that…” Well they are an all Rock/ Alternative / Hip Hop based group from Miami, yes I said ROCK, who’s gonna change the game. They recently re-did Mims’ “This is Why I’m Hot” called “This is Why I Rock,” which you can listen to below, and that shit is bangin! They also have been included in multiple projects with other artist like Pitbull, Trick Daddy, 8BALL & MJG, and of course Mims’ new album, Music is My Savior, out right now. For more information on Purple Popcorn please visit their MYSPACE!

Purple Popcorn feat. Mims » “This is Why I Rock” » Download » (Full)

 

Wow, those Malakars just can’t stay away from the AFW posts can they? This week’s featured Fool is none-other than Sanjaya’s twin looking 10 kinds of sexy in this naked pic of her holding a guitar. Yes guys, she is butt ass nekkid. Okay she’s not really his twin but you can’t deny the striking resemblance! The only difference is one has boobs, and one doesn’t! (Really BIG ones at that!) Oh, another difference is one got picked for American Idol, and the other didn’t! Lol did you know she used to work at HOOTERS? But neither one of them can stay away from the limelight I see. Could this be a factor as to why this guy STILL hasn’t been voted off of American Idol? OH yeah, if you didn’t know now, the Indians have ruled out the “Indian Call Center” factor .. THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THE KID IS!! Take that central intelligence! And is it just me or does she look like a healthier version of Nicole Richie??? Shit, it’s whatever .. I’d still hit! Would you?? By the way, DOES ANYONE KNOW HER NAME??

Halle Berry hopes her decision to shave off her hair for an upcoming movie role changes the way women feel about their locks. The actress will hack off her long tresses in a scene in new film Nappily Ever After – and she thinks her bald choice may inspire others to stop obsessing about their hair. Berry admits Britney Spears’ shock decision to shave her head in February has given her the courage to follow suit.

She says, “I would love to talk to her and find out, ‘How liberating has it been?’ because I really believe that, as women, we are so defined by our hair. I know that if I’m having a bad hair day, I won’t leave the house some days. I just can’t even face the world if my hair is too jacked up.”

Nooo!!! Halle Berry do not do this to yourself! Use one of those nifty bald caps or something! Does anyone wanna join me in a hunger strike?! I promise I won’t cop out after 16 days! I need a videographer .. stat! Oh well, I guess there’s nothing I, personally, can do about it. I used to have her number, but she changed it after I called her ass every 5 minutes asking her what she was wearing. I still haven’t been served with that restraining order yet … Anyhow, let’s just hope and PRAY that she does not look like THIS in the end! Now excuse me while I go sulk in grief…..

Justin Timberlake is apparantly biting the hand that fed him when he was a nobody! In an interview that appears in the May issue of British GQ, he starts talking about awards shows, and then changes gears to the topic of McDonald’s.

“I view the Grammys the same way I as I see my deal with McDonald’s,” he said. “I regret the McDonald’s deal … It’s kind of interesting [the Grammys]. Just like the McDonald’s deal, whose market share went up 25 percent when I walked into those offices and changed their image. When I did the Grammys, the viewing figures went up by 25 percent. Funny, isn’t it?”

Ouch! Looks like someone is getting a little full of themselves, eh? But I’m not so sure if he really said this because I know how magazine like to twist peoples’ words around. Then again, he is Justin Timberlake, and he is known to have a really huge head, and he tends to talk a little too much. I’m just starting not to like the guy altogether. But I’m not too worried. He’s one of those kinds of people who will be hot one minute, and forgotten the next… I mean you can only bring sexy back once! And that’s it!

R&B sensation Akon is looking to ‘out bling’ Guinness Book Of World Records inductee Lil’ Jon by creating the biggest diamond pendant ever. Rapper Lil’ Jon made history recently when his 12 pounds, 73 carat Crunk Aint Dead piece earned him a place in the record books. But Akon, who owns a diamond mine in his native Senegal, is hoping to trump his jewelry rival with a flashing pendant in the shape of Africa.

He tells Rolling Stone magazine, “I got this one piece that definitely will tear the whole game up; it covers my whole stomach. It’s the continent of Africa and the diamonds actually light up… It’s crazy. And the country where I’m from has a little lightbulb that constantly flashes. Mine weighs about 10-to-15 (pounds)… Once I show it off, I’m gonna auction it off and all the proceeds are going to go to my foundation.”

And Akon insists he’ll turn his back on the bling-bling game one he’s made the record books with the elaborate piece.

He adds, “I’m kinda retiring from the jewellery thing, the whole bling-bling thing… By next year you’re gonna see me with a simple watch, a simple necklace.”

Akon, sit yo crispy, tired ass down! You always have your mouth open talkin about somethin or somebody! Has the words “no comment” ever popped in your brain before? Damn! …

No really, they can! ”The Happiest Place on Earth” - best known as Disneyland - is now allowing all walks of life the opportunity to have a fairytale wedding. This includes, gays, straights, etc. They are now allowed to purchase the “Fairytale Wedding Package” at not only Disneyland and Disneyworld, but the cruise ships are included too!

“The company said it made the change after being contacted by a gay couple who wanted to use the wedding service, which offers ceremonies at Disneyland in California, Walt Disney World Resort in Florida and Disney’s cruise ships.”
 - The Associated Press

I wonder what Isaiah Washington has to say about this! Haha, boy oh boy .. Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” is gonna have a field day with this one! Okay let me stop before my inbox gets flooded with hate mail.

SPOTTED @ CRUNK & DISORDERLY

I honestly don’t know what to say about this. Because I don’t see where the actual slap is! But I can see Mama Tina’s face looking like “Oh hell naw, this bitch just slapped me!” as the car is pulling off leading me to believe that yes, she did get slapped.. I dunno, you tell me! Check it out…

WWW.LAX-GURLZ.COM

We normally don’t deal with the pop genres, but what the hell! I’m doing a favor for a friend! Hehe, anyhow .. there’s this new girl group out called LAX Gurlz, and from what I hear, they’re pretty good! All three of the group’s members are from Los Angeles and attend classes at Hollywood Pop Academy, a fee-based talent agency and training academy for aspiring pop stars. The group’s members, Brianna Cara, Cristina Ballestero, and Jamie Spradley, first met at the Academy, and it was there where they started working with song writer, record producer, and talent coach Alex Cantrall, who has also worked with the likes of JoJo, Fantasia Barrino, and Vanessa Hudgens. The girls signed to Blackground Records in 2006 and released their first single, “Forget You,” in 2007. Their debut album “15 16 15″ is set for a summer 2007 release! A friend of mine has created a fansite dedicated to these girls, and I think you all should check it out and learn more about these girls! The site is WWW.LAX-GURLZ.COM! BOOKMARK IT! You can also check out their video, “Forget About You,” HERE!