April Fool of the Week: Sanjaya Malakar!

April 2, 2007 by The Master Chief

April Fool of the Week: Sanjaya Malakar! 

As you all know yesterday was April Fools Day. So in honor of that fantabulous day we will be presenting to you an “April Fool” every week! And depending on how these “celebrity” folk act, you might even get two! But I might need your help every now and then. You guys have my e-mail right? Yeah, you do … anyhow, if you spot someone being an April Fool, holla at me and I’ll post it along with a credit to you .. sound good? Alright, let’s get on with our first April Fool, SANJAYA MALAKAR!

Who is Sanjaya Malakar? Well, in addition to being the hottest Indian singer in the world right now, oh wait … that’s who he is! Okay I lied .. he can’t sing, he can’t dance, and I don’t even know why the hell he’s still on American Idol! I mean check out the way he MURDERED a classic! Maybe it’s his crazy hair styles that keep little white girls on edge. Or maybe the Indian call centers are offering special incentives for every vote for Sanjaya! But a lot of people are giving credit to this site, where you vote for the worst contestants. I don’t know what it is, I just know that American Idol has officially lost ALL credibility. But you can’t knock the guy’s hustle … he’s doing way better than William Hung ever did! Hell, he’s still in the game and he might just win. I mean, it’s not totally impossible .. us Americans voted that Bush guy into office ..TWICE. So that just shows that our opinion as voters is about as worthless as a bag of monkey nuts .. covered in peanut oil and deep fried. In chocolate. To keep updated on Sanjaya, keep your browsers locked on this fansite.

THE BLOG WORLD’S INFATUATION WITH MR. MALAKAR
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Bossip: Indian Customer Service Call Centers or the Hair?
Best Week Ever: Sanjaya’s Gonna Set This Place On Fire
Clay Cane: Sanjaya – The Next Pop Icon

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  • http://THINK2WICE.ORG Mike

    LMAOOO!! I don’t really watch AI anymore on account of they’re racist and I don’t like them. Ppl are actually voting for him? ‘_’

    And Clay Cane is a fool, LOL.

  • http://oh-rihanna.com Devin

    :’(

  • clay

    he is one sad kid

  • http://www.xanga.com/jelly_beanssx coolness*

    lol..
    i don’t watch American Idol, but people in my class love him for some reason.

  • http://www.google.com zorro

    sanjaya malakar is so awsome i watch American idol and i say he rocks

  • http://www.google.com zorro

    clay,

    sanjaya rocks

  • http://yahoo.com Brianna

    Sanjaya will win and yes people are voting for him because he is amazing.

  • Dean

    Sanjaya is already THE American Idol. You are an ignorant racist, he isn’t Indian he is AMERICAN!! His father is of Indian decent and mother Italian, why don’t you call him “Italian”? because you are racist. He can sing very well and has pop-star qualities the other contestants do not have. Everyone else on the show is boring that’s why people vote for him.

  • http://www.myspace.com/soulsincere MostHated

    LMFAO! Dean, Brianna, and everyone else that is so naive, wow.

    The world is laughing at Sangina, not rooting for him. Wake up.

  • http://myspace.com/finecutty ella08

    i really don’t think sanjaya is going to be the next american idol…ma girl Jordan Sparks is gonna win and when she does…I’m gonna laugh at yall asses!..lol