Britney Spears is supposedly facing “bankruptcy” after spending a staggering $21 million in the past two years, according to a British newspaper. The troubled pop princess is currently being treated for a substance abuse problem at California’s Promises rehab clinic. The Daily Star alleges Spears is “scared to death” of the financial situation she faces when she leaves the center, after spending two thirds of her $32 million fortune.

A family friend is quoted by the newspaper, saying, “She has to concentrate on staying sober, but she can’t do that if she has to worry about going broke – which is exactly what she thinks will happen.”

LOL, $32,000,000 – $21,000,000 = $11,000,000 right?? Hell, that’s still 6 fucking zeros! Since when is that “bankrupt?” If you don’t want it, I’ll sho’nuff take it off your hands. God only knows what you’d do with it…

In other crazy Bitch news, Britney is reportedly making even more *clears throat* male friends. She was found filling up some guy in the bushes by the tennis court. Don’t believe me? CLICK HERE! Yup, uh-huh .. she’s definitely ready to be released from rehab!