Naomi “The Walking Menstrual Case” Campbell began a week of mopping floors at a NYC warehouse today, as part of a court-ordered 5-day community service sentence for throwing a cell phone at her housekeeper. Campbell, 36, was also ordered to attend a two-day anger management course and pay $363 to cover housekeeper Ana Scolavino’s medical expenses over the March 2006 incident, which began when Scolavino failed to locate a pair of the model’s jeans.

“Hopefully, she’ll know not to come in high heels or anything like that,” Albert Durrell, deputy chief of the Department of Sanitation, told reporters at a briefing outside the facility. “Sneakers and blue jeans are a good idea. Wearing Manolos is not.”

Oh how I’d love to watch her do this. It wouldn’t surprise me if the crazy bitch beat the hell out of this Durrell guy with the mop handle for even looking at her the wrong way. He better watch his back…